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July 31, 2010 - Attended Chelsea Clinton's wedding, but left after Chrone Osphere attacked him with a hammer.
July 5, 2010 - Assembled a a consortium of billionaires to offer LeBron James a team to play on the moon.
May 29, 2010 - Responds to President Obama Assassinating some of his JP oil executives for failing to clean-up their spill in the gulf.
April 15, 2010 - Jones' black Visa card used for an advance at ATM outside a TEA Party demonstration in Philadelphia. A "distinguished black man" was seen with an "elderly Reagan impersonator" who kept chastising the crowd for "talking out their asses."
OFF GRID
The I.J.I. Board of Directors
would like to humbly ask its readers and viewers for their help in a
delicate matter.
You see, our visionary leader P.F. Jones is -well, let’s just
say- flighty.
The last time we saw him in an official capacity was to launch his pet project, the Temporal News Program, in 2006 and the last time he reported to his office regularly was in 2004. more
